Sometimes it's good to just get away and relax. This weekend, Sissy and I took a quick trip to New York for a little getaway. We stayed at an awesome hotel where Sissy spent her time doing room service, shopping, and hanging at the spa while I played golf at a swanky private country club. This place was so fancy, they had people that put your clubs on the cart for you, and after playing, they actually clean and dry your clubs. Oh yeah, they also gave me a new set of clubs! Pings! Woo hoo!
In my opinion, they just do things better in New York.
PS: I see Hillary Clinton finally announced she's running for president. That's exactly what this country needs - a godless, foul-mouthed liar who's greatest accomplishment is not killing her husband every time he sexually assaulted some poor woman. FU, Cankles!