Hey, What Is This Place?

Indeed, what is this place and what does Scooter have to do with it?

These are very good questions, and the answer is this is Scooter Van Neuter's new site featuring his unique personal commentary on the day's biggest stories (at least the ones that interest Scooter). The focal point of this place will be reader's comments and interaction with each other.

Okay, I'll take a few questions.

Question: Is this another stupid fake news story site? God, they suck - especially Scooter's.

Answer: No, and you suck more.

Question: Is this going to be Scooter attempting to sound smart by blessing us with his remarkable insight and critical thinking? I hope not, because Scooter's a retard.

Answer: No, and you're twice as retarded as me. Maybe three times.

Question: Will there be funny pictures? If so, I hope they're a lot better than the ones on Scooter's other sites because they pretty much suck.

Answer: Yes, and if you could do art, you'd suck at least ten times more than me.

Question: Are you giving away anything so we'll have a reason to read this shit?

Answer: Yes, I'm giving away free ass whippings to anyone who calls this crap sh*t.