It's no secret that Sissy used to have a slight weight problem. When we first met, she had been battling a glandular imbalance for years that had all but robbed her of her confidence (not to mention the ability to see her feet).
I've watched Sissy try all the popular diets - purposely overeating to speed up her metabolisim matabolisim metabolisim food processing process, the 'milkshake' diet, the 'Gummy Bear and cottage cheese' diet, and of course, the 'Baconator and lime juice' diet - all to no avail.
Finally, for her birthday last year I bought Sissy a membership to Jenny Craig and the results have been nothing short of amazing! In only 11 months she's lost nearly 8 (eight) pounds! Sissy's new figure has given her a renewed confidence, and I probably don't need to tell you that our sex life is like something out of a porno, only more tasteful and with less cursing.
On the minus side, Jenny Craig is definitely not cheap. For example, Sissy really likes the Cheesy Chicken Enchilada entrees. Figure six or seven of those, and maybe the same number of her favorite Chocolate Walnut Brownie desserts, and you've just spent like $80 for supper alone (not including appetizers). Breakfasts and lunches average about $60 a meal. Add the recommended in between meal snacks at around $40 a day, and now you're talking some serious dough.
That being said, when the nightie hits the floor, it's SO worth it! Thank you Jenny :)
Thursday's empty Jenny Craig containers
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