Nothing pisses me off more than a 'celebrity' using their fame to disparge dispareg disparig talk smack about our military men and women.
Today I saw a number of Tweets from Michael Moore insulting American Sniper war hero Chris Kyle and I erupted like that volcano puking lava all over the place in Hawaii. I went straight to my girlfriend Sissy and showed her what he said.
Almost all young girls have crushes on famous heartthrobs, and Sissy is no different - for years she's had a sexy poster of Michael Moore on the ceiling over the bed. Fortunately, my girl shares my patritism love for America, so it was no surprise that she marched into the bedroom and tore down that stupid poster.
Sissy taking a little longer to 'get in the mood' on date night is going to be a small price to pay for getting that commie dickhead out of our lives.
Michael Moore, when I say you just lost your biggest fan, I'm not exsaggerating kidding.
Click pic, dufus
Click, retard
