Holy Pope on a rope, things have been absolutely crazy around here since the FBI arrested Sissy last week for implying threats against President Obama (and First Lady Michelle, I might add).
I noticed this morning that the FBI apparently seized World News Bureau and its affiliates Big Hairy News and Newsnasty which is great because it means I don't have to write a story today. I guess the feds didn't want to take a chance of Sissy posting more threats against our elected officials - probably a good move on their part.
Anyway, Sissy was released on her own recognisense recognasenze physical appearance late last night, and let me tell you, I almost wish they would have kept her grumpy ass in jail, as her attitude has been horrible since she hitchhiked home. You'd think after being away for a few days she'd be glad to see me, especially as I was the one who had to clean the cat box and make meals while she was gone (her jobs), but since she's been back she's been nothing but a bitch - even to the point of cancelling date night (first the President, then me - where does it end?)
Sissy's unreasonable hostility seems to be centered around her claims she had nothing to do with the image of the First Couple being blown up with the White House, something that will be very hard for her to prove. She's also mad about me telling the FBI she was responsible for the Barack Obama Fan Club thing, including the voiceover. She may be partially right about that one, as the voice does sound like Gina Miller's. I told Sissy that if I'm wrong I'll be glad to tell the FBI, but she still wouldn't give it up.
I think you'll agree that the only thing Sissy's doing by acting like this is making herself look suspect, as a Christian woman would follow the Bible by obeying its command to be my servant and not refuse me date night activities, instead of acting like some kind of Muslim jihadist hell-bent on harming everyone, possibly even our president.
We all reap what we sew in this life. If Sissy wants me to put in a good word for her with my new investigator friends, I suggest she stop threatening everybody and start showing me a little respect.
PS: Sissy's story about getting beat by the jail guards turned out to be as true as her claim she didn't post those horrible, threatening things about the President, as a source told me her bruises were from her attacking another inmate over a ham sandwich.
Sissy displays anger issues
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