Foreign Policy Matters

As I listened to Hillary Clinton talking this morning about her foreign policy experience and "building bridges for peace," I was struck by the realization that this shrill heffalump couldn't build a simple birdhouse if her life depended on it, let alone a bridge. In fact, with one notable exception, none of these presidential candidates look like they'd know which end of a hammer to hold.

Politics are complicated at the highest levels. When you're the leader of a country, you've got to know how to negotiate or you're going to end up looking like a retard in front of the whole world. Barack Obama is a perfect example of this. Until he became president, the most complicated negotiation Barry ever had was over an eight-ball of coke and some gay sex - a fact that's painfully apparent now as he and Lurch spastically attempt to bargain with Iran.

Besides the documented unmitigated foreign policy failures of Cankles, what has most of these other guys running for president done? None of them has ever negotiated for anything more valuable than a big house, for God's sake. These are the lightweights we want bargaining with our enemies? Not me, sister.

But there is one candidate who's an exception. A decisive man who builds hotel/casinos in the time it takes Hillary to trim her crusty toenails and clean the lint out of her cavernous navel. A man who buys and sells entire neighborhoods like a bionic used car salesman from Hell. Of course, I'm talking about Mr. Donald Trump.

Here's a president who won't be building bridges for peace, but gigantic, gleaming, brass and glass elevated moving walkways for peace. If Donald Trump had been negotiating with Iran, we'd already have the title to Tehran, and Khomeini would be personally disassembling those centrifuges while The Donald schlongs his wife on the royal prayer carpet. Trump gets things done, period.

If you want to build a civilization. elect someone who can actually build one - Donald Trump.