As many of you know, today is my girlfriend Sissy's birthday. This is one I guarantee she will never forget, as this morning two guys from a local Scottsdale auto dealership showed up to gave her a present from a mystery benefactor - a new car! Yes, a new freaking car! Wow!
It's no secret Sissy has always wanted something sportier than her old Kia and has loved Minis from the first time she saw one. This model has all the options including the optional paint sealant and seat Scotchguard (that stuff costs a fortune!).
Unfortunately, my gift of a three-week Mediterranean cruise pales in comparison, but I'm not complaining because Sissy said I can drive the car anytime I want as long as I don't eat or fart in it (I won't).
Happy birthday, Sissy, and thank you mystery benefactor!
Sissy polishes her sharp new ride
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