The Woman Behind The Man

I was just thinking how a large part of my success is due to the support of my girlfriend Sissy. Not only has she encouraged me to be the very best I can be, but her rideability has kept me relaxed and better able to face the daily challenges of life.

Let's face it, a plain or unsexy wife causes tension in a marriage, which inevitably affects what happens in the office. In fact, a recent study found that small-breasted wives are the number one cause of poor job performance for men in positions of power. President Obama is probably one of the best examples of this.

I don't know about you, but for the sake of our country and all we hold dear, I want to know that my next president is relaxed and in control.