I guess I really wasn't expecting my girlfriend Sissy to read my last article, but she did. It goes without saying she was more than slightly upset with me discussing her mammaraly mamerley breasteses on a public site, even though I did it in a tasteful, medical-style manner.
At this time I would like to publicly retract a comment I may have inadvertently made in that article about a dog eating its own poop, as I was taking strong cold medication and had just finished doing a lot of spray painting in the garage. As I explained to Sissy, what I meant to say was that I do enjoy seeing her topless - just not from the usual angle. She thought I was just covering my ass until I took a camera phone pic of her. Now, Sissy is nothing if not modest but after seeing the pic, even she admitted she was pretty damned hot. The answer to this whole body image thing was suddenly obvious.
In less than two minutes, I proceeded to transform my self-conscious, insecure girlfriend into a self-assured young woman confident in her sexuality. The results were nothing less than spectacular, and we boned like rabid weasels made sweet love all afternoon, with little thought or care about that fungus thing.
Thank God the old saying "there's two sides to every person" is true - in our case it saved us a fortune in augmation expenses and resurrected our dormant love life. Hey, my baby's got back, and I love it!
Click pic, dufus
Click, retard
