Tre' Trannie

As many of you know, revenue streams at this site, if there were to be any, are down sharply. Meanwhile, the rent on our four story Scottsdale building just went up another $12,500 a month, forcing me to look for additional ways to bring in income until my girlfriend Sissy's prophetess business takes off.

So anyway, the other day I was looking at this transsexual girl/guy/hybrid on the cover of the new Entertainment Magazine when out of nowhere it's like Sissy's prophetic anointment squirted me right in the face with the best idea I've ever had - an online trannie boutique! (I've already had my attorneys file for patents and stuff so don't even think of stealing my idea). 

Here's the best part - I'm going to call it "Tre' Trannie." Is that cool or what? I took the French word for "three" and combined it with the singular "Trannie," to make a very chic name that means one person who's three different things: Guy, girl, whatever. I added the little line over the "Tre" to give it a real European flair which just says "class." If you're thinking this is marketing genius, you're absolutely correct. (The name "Tre' Trannie" has been copyrighted in case you're thinking about stealing that too.)

While I'll be offering the normal trannie accessories such as gigantic women's shoes and boob tape, I'll also be introducing my exclusive "WundaWienie^TM" clip-on silicone prosthesis and "Tuck-A-Boo Wienie-B-Gone Pocket Pantie^TM" lines. On top  of all that, I'm presently in negotiations with a certain former Olympian to be our official spokestrannie. Seriously. 

You know, at first I found all these guys thinking they were women and vice-versa deeply disturbing, as the last thing I ever want to see is some bearded chick standing next to me in the bathroom peeing all over my new Reeboks, but now I'm thinking maybe that's the warm, wet feel of success!

Question: Who ever imagined that mental illness could be popular and profitable?

Answer: Me :)

 Tre' Trannie WundaWienie^TM