I'm glad to report that readership at this site is up over 3000% thanks to our new journalistic business model! On behalf of myself and the entire staff, I would like to welcome these 43 new readers.
The bad news is that when I reviewed the tracking data, we were still missing some key demigrafics groups of people. As one would expect, male readership increased the most, followed by female homos and the currently popular females-pretending-to-be-male transformers. What was lagging was female, male homo, and males-pretending-to-be-females transformer readership.
Obviously, our business model needs to be scientifically tweaked.
It's so hot - I think I'll take a little swim!
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